Broadisms

Broadie has become quite the character lately, he has been cracking up funnies left and right so I thought I would share a few.

Yesterday as Scott and I were making dinner, Broadie was bored and asking what he could do. Here is how the conversation went:

B: I am bored, what can i do
Mom: You know what you can do, you can read Harry Potter
Dad: Or you know what you could do, you could play with legos and watch a movie
Mom: or you know what else you could do, you could color or draw
(all things broadie loves to do)
and the punch line is:
B: Mom, Dad, you KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO, you can come and get the extra mattress out of my room ... he was so sarcastic it was hillarious!

Today, Broadie and Scott when to get the mail and Broadie asked Scott what was in the mail
Dad: a qwest advertisement, your dentist bill, and junk mail. Broadie do you want to pay your dentist bill?? (Being funny)
B: No, I didn't want to get my teeth pulled
Dad: Well, I don't really want to pay the bill because thats no fun either
B: I have an idea, we should make the orthodontist pay the bill because it was his idea to pull my teeth out!

haha, this kid just cracks me up, he has a crazy sense of humor!